Well done! I managed a big fat Zero.
wtf - this is what I'm getting on trying to access "Your account":
Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Too many connections in /home/boinc/proj/html/inc/db_conn.inc on line 31
Fatal error: Call to a member function base_escape_string() on a non-object in /home/boinc/proj/html/inc/boinc_db.inc on line 54
Well, my ZX81 had 16k I think.