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An ET from an advanced civilization logs into PrimeGrid...
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compositeVolunteer tester Send message
Joined: 16 Feb 10 Posts: 1004 ID: 55391 Credit: 880,543,591 RAC: 336,512
                       
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... and strikes up a conversation with Aggie The Pew. The alien intelligence announces that it has travelled 40 light years to Earth to grant the answer to three questions.
Aggie is all excited, so he asks "Is 78,557 the smallest Sierpinski number?". The alien answers, No.
Aggie thinks about it for a moment and realizes that there's no proof, so the answer is useless.
So then Aggie decides to make good with the second question. Thinking there will be another EFF prize but not knowing how large the prime must be, Aggie asks for the smallest trillion trillion trillion digit prime number. The alien begins to send it but then Aggie runs out of disk space.
Disappointed, Aggie decides to ask for something he can really use, so he asks for the world's funniest joke. The alien immediately dies of laughter. | |
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! | |
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lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey. | |
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'e' yIjatlhqa' | |
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Nick  Send message
Joined: 11 Jul 11 Posts: 1862 ID: 105020 Credit: 4,946,537,311 RAC: 15,610,913
                        
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Why did I know this was Klingon?
Either that or Welsh. | |
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Why did I know this was Klingon?
Either that or Welsh.
I knew a Welsh girl once. She had double Ds. I think her name was Blodeuwedd.
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Nick  Send message
Joined: 11 Jul 11 Posts: 1862 ID: 105020 Credit: 4,946,537,311 RAC: 15,610,913
                        
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Why did I know this was Klingon?
Either that or Welsh.
I knew a Welsh girl once. She had double Ds. I think her name was Blodeuwedd.
Which somehow makes me think of a Lee Mack poem from 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.
Rose's are red.
Violet's are blue.
Ethel's are green. | |
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Joined: 16 Feb 10 Posts: 1004 ID: 55391 Credit: 880,543,591 RAC: 336,512
                       
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Another deadly volley from 0.29167 light years away.
Butt soft! what licht though yonder wormhole breaks, it is the yeast
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted...peanut.
Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs. | |
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Nick  Send message
Joined: 11 Jul 11 Posts: 1862 ID: 105020 Credit: 4,946,537,311 RAC: 15,610,913
                        
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Another deadly volley from 0.29167 light years away.
Butt soft! what licht though yonder wormhole breaks, it is the yeast
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted...peanut.
Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs.
I really like this - but - be careful what you do on Groundhog Day! | |
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